On a weekend geta On a weekend getaway at a rundown cabin in the woods, Jason, a cautious teen, his crude best friend Colin and his fearless older sister Summer are forced to work together, grow up and save their hard partying parents from their predatory neighbour (Lauren Holly) who is intent on feeding them all to her undead family…
90后单(🐮)身(🚋)多金男宋(sòng )子(zǐ )明有(🥜)一(yī )身非(🌈)凡的武功，却(què(🛷) )是一枚现(🔣)实生活(⛪)(huó )中如假包换(🐀)的娘(niáng )炮(🖋)。为和(hé )朋友们打赌，宋(sò(✈)ng )子(zǐ )明(🔉)隐(🔎)瞒自己多金(jīn )且会武(🐐)功的秘密(🥤)，应聘到(dào )健身(🌔)馆追求心(👺)仪(yí )女(🧖)(nǚ )教练黄飞并(💴)有幸(xìng )成(🔣)(chéng )为其特(tè )别助理。宋子(⛑)明(míng )和(🏏)伙伴小胖接受(😷)黄(huáng )飞和(🙎)同事陈艳(🔍)几(jǐ )近(jìn )残酷(🔧)的(de )训练(📂)，糗(🈷)事不断(duàn )，笑料连连…(🐵)…为(wéi )黄(🍯)飞受伤住院，与(📂)(yǔ )小伙伴(🏆)(bàn )们一(💚)起解救被拐(guǎ(🕰)i )儿(ér )童，打(💜)败黑龙平(píng )息健身馆老(😙)板方(fā(🛎)ng )成(💒)的江湖(hú )恩怨，宋子明(🔩)勇(yǒng )敢(gǎ(✖)n )机智的表现赢(🐵)得(dé )了黄(🍫)飞的好(📃)感。青春激荡(dà(🎀)ng )，活力四射(⏯)，宋(sòng )子(zǐ )明收获了爱情(🖍)，与(yǔ )小(🕝)伙伴(bàn )们一起(🕖)实现了创(🖕)(chuàng )业梦想(🍷)，功夫娘炮(pào )最(🥓)终一炮(👍)打(📐)响。
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A tragic car accident puts a woman in a two year coma. She wakes up to find her fiance' is dead and her friends have abandoned her. So she calls on an evil spirit to raise her fiance' from the dead and exact revenge. But revenge always comes with a price.
青龙集团董事(😈)长(zhǎng )过(🍿)世(☕)后，给青龙集(jí )团太子(🌊)爷留下了(🖐)(le )镇(zhèn )帮之宝(bǎ(👺)o )：一支可(🚔)以号令(🚄)(lìng )整(zhěng )个青龙(👤)集团所有(🍵)(yǒu )人的大哥大手提(tí )电(🍋)(diàn )话。一(🔫)(yī(🐬) )日，太子爷独自(zì )去(qù(🎶) )按摩院按(🐝)摩，青(qīng )龙公司(😌)一群起了(👆)(le )异心的(🤭)小(xiǎo )人得到消(🥐)息后，来(lá(📓)i )到按摩院准备劫(jié )持太(👖)子爷，夺(〰)走可以号令(lì(🕍)ng )青龙公司(🌲)上下的(de )大(🏇)(dà )哥大，欲控制(🧚)整(zhěng )个(🌐)(gè(⏩) )青龙集(jí )团。哪知阴差(🌡)阳(yáng )错将(😻)身怀太极推拿(🚉)(ná )绝技、(🍑)胸有大(👃)志(zhì )，却因低(dī(🥢) )微的工作(🐚)被周遭(zāo )人(rén )嫌弃的按(🍠)摩师阿(🐇)(ā(🙈) )宝当成了太子爷(yé )并(〰)(bìng )将其绑(🆓)(bǎng )架。阿宝乘乱(🐇)逃(táo )出(chū(🥇) )后，去找(👊)女朋友(yǒu )阿朵(😃)，不料阿朵(⛺)(duǒ )父亲因欠(qiàn )人钱，被白(😱)虎帮(bā(🛃)ng )挟(jiā )持，阿宝答(🖱)应三(sān )天(📋)内替阿朵(🚞)救出父亲。阿(ā(🖕) )宝、阿朵(☕)以及真(zhēn )正(zhèng )的太子(💞)爷策划了(🆕)(le )一(yī )场一箭(jià(👺)n )双雕的好(👎)戏，却(què(🕗) )上演了一场又(🎩)一场(chǎng )啼(🖋)笑皆非的“闹(nào )剧(jù )”，一(yī(⛵) )边是青(💰)龙(📈)集团错(cuò )认(rèn )阿宝为(🎽)太子爷，一(🎄)边是阿宝错认(🔣)(rèn )为这是(🖍)未(wèi )来(🌝)老丈人的考题(🏴)(tí )，将青龙(📰)集团上下(xià )骗得团团转(🚝)。阿(ā )宝(✈)和阿朵(duǒ )从合(💡)作布局，到(🏽)(dào )产(chǎn )生(🤣)误会，到合力(lì(🥔) )救出阿朵(🌃)的父亲，磨难重(chóng )重，考(🎨)验不断。剧(🎞)(jù )情跌宕起伏(🈵)、搞(gǎo )笑(🎰)(xiào )逗逼(🕰)，按摩师阿宝更(🏄)是(shì )成为(😩)了承载底层小(xiǎo )人物英(👖)雄情怀(🐯)以(🦃)(yǐ )及(jí )忠贞爱(ài )情的(🍴)一代了不(🍁)起(qǐ )的(de )“按摩侠(🥑)”！
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